Kardinall - Keys To The City 2

Kardinal Offishall- Keys 2 the City Toronto from THE HIVE on Vimeo.

Lil Wayne Drops On His Ass

This guy ran full speed across the stage and........

88 Keys Impersonating Kanye West

88 Keys impersonating Kanye West- Stay Up from Steel Closet on Vimeo.

This is some footage of 88 performing "Stay Up (Viagra)" at his release party. I noticed on his album they kinda flowed the same, but 88 even knows how to perform like him too. Jokes. He got's it down to the tee.

Superhead attempts to EXPOSE Toronto Raptor's J.O!

"Slapping My Ass Was Disrespectful. You Disrespected Your Wife"

I was scrolling thru WSHH when I notice a video titled "Superhead Throws NBA Star "Jermaine O'Neal" (Who's Married) Under The Bus!". If you don't know who Superhead is, she's NOTORIOUS for her suckin'&fuckin' every major rapper, athlete, politician, singer, hollywood actors, pornstars, etc... and then exposes them and writes and sells books about her sexual exploits. In other words the homegirl is a SUPER SLUT! Now, I don't throw that word around loosely or inappropriately , but this girl is the Queen of Sluts if there ever was one.

This girl, real name(Karrine Stevens) went through the time and effort to complain and make a video trying to expose Toronto Raptor's center, Jermaine O'Neal about how he invited her to his hotel room to chit chat and on the way out he spanked her on her ass and how she felt very violated. Whether this happened or not is debatable. But why you gonna go thru the time and efforts of filming a video just to rant about how a man slapped your batty when you make porno's with Mr. Marcus?

Now, I'm a RIDE OR DIE Raptor's fan *shout out to Danny G* and we do not tolerate this kinda fuckery and exposure of our players, no matter how injured or shitty they play (lol).This girl needs to shut up and keep brainzin' mens. THE END!

WHO'S MORE DYME??? - Wonder Woman Edition

So the internet has been buzzing on the possible starring of Megan Fox aka (The hot chick from Transformers) as Wonder Woman. Now, on to the issue of Megan Fox as Wonder Woman I'm not too sure about casting her for the role. Yeah she looks like Wonder Woman, but cmon' what lean, brunette Hollywood actress in a push up bra wouldn't? But you don’t need me to tell you that. You’ve seen her in Transformers, and if there is anything that really stands out about Megan Fox, (other than those pum-pum shorts she had on in the movie) it certainly was not left with a strong impression of her range as an actress. If Warner Bros. ever ends up making a Wonder Woman movie, they are going to need a leading actress with a little bit more acting chops or to give homegirl some actin' lessons.

Now for the issue of WHO'S MORE DYME? in this weeks installment I'm gonna roll with...mhmmmmmm...tuffy....My mind is tellin me Megan. But my body's tellin me Lola. Lol

You Decide!

Meet the Sexiest Athlete of 2008

Fella's feast your eyes upon Leryn Franco! She's been voted by SI the sexiest female athlete of 2008. Representin' Paraguay’s Leryn Franco is a javelin thrower (and runner-up in the Miss Paraguay and Miss Bikini Universe contests)she finished 51st in Beijing this summer, yet she still became Yahoo’s most searched female Olympian. Because like me, you had to take a second look at this girl's repertoire. Other hot chicks in the Olympics was the Brazilian and Italian volleyball team. I think she just caused me to...JIZZ IN MY PANNNNNTS!

Video: JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Someone was telling me about this tune on Saturday and judging by the 10 billion view on YouTube im pretty late on this one. But this shit is HILARIOUS! Another comedy classic by the SNL guy who brought you "Dick In A Box" ft Timberlake. I can't even front. This beat on this song is kinda hot....

Kanye West - Flute Flow

When I saw the title of this song I was like "Yes new Ye!" (Hope it Ain't Auto-Tuned). Then I thought, I hope it ain't one of those new beat/old lyrics kinda joints. Then the beat kicks in....
I've heard this before, I think to myself but where?....THEN IT CLICKS TO ME!

This is where I saw it.... (PEEP THE VIDEO BELOW) This video is from MTV's Stripped. I saw this on MTV back when my illegal teef satellite used to work in like 2001.This episode was filmed just after or during The College Dropout era. In other word's this song ain't new. It's just some old dusty song that got leaked... I managed to find the video to back my claim...Enjoy.

Marsha Ambrosius - Yours Truly (Mixtape)

You guy's don't even understand who happy I am to see this! A complete mixtape from Marsha Ambrosius. If you guy's are not familiar with Marsha's she's the songstress from the duo Flowtry. I heard she's signed to Dr. Dre's Aftermath, which could be a good or a bad thing. Depending on your opinion of the label, but I love her voice and the mixtape is well produced and and hosted by Don Cannon.

Mixtape features: The Game, Little Brother, Busta Rhymes, etc...

DOWNLOAD IT HERE!

WTF! - The Raps Friggin Suck!

1. How the hell do you explain losing to a team that just got relocated because nobody came to watch their games?
   
2. How do explain losing to a team who's current record now is 3 - 24?
3. How do you explain firing your head coach and have a worse record than before you fired him?

As I type this blog msg I realize I am typing very angrily on the keys. But I don't give a fuck! Not only did the Raps lose to a SUPER GARBAGE TEAM (3 - 24)! What makes me more madd is the fact that 95% of Raptor fans missed the game due to this TSN2 bullshit. If you aren't aware of the TSN2 BULLSHIT.... It goes a lil' something like this...This season Rogers Sportsnet is no longer broadcasting Raptors basketball, which allowed for TSN to receive more Raptor games this year. This year TSN unveiled TSN2 a new channel. The purpose of this channel was to shift over content that couldn't normally fit on the TSN normal broadcast schedule. As a result of TSN's undying, unwavering love for hockey, they bounced a good 20 somethin Raptor games to TSN2.

HERES THE CATCH!.... Most houses in Canada are signed up to Rogers for their TV subscription unless you got some sorta illegal teef cable box....TSN2 and Rogers have not yet reached an agreement that would allow TSN2 to be purchased for Rogers cable suscribers. MEANING, 20 + games of missed Raptor games!

THEREFORE, Unless you went to a bar or you have Bell Express Vu, you missed tonight's Raptor's debacle. To add insult to injury the Raps continue their road trip tommorow on Saturday against the San Antonio Spurs! (Jeez...I wonder who's gonna win that game!) We fired Sam and the team is still shit. I think we can all agree....ITS TRADING TIME!

Im pissed. I'm out... I need a brew...

BATTLE OF THE WEAVES

Hilarious shit here! Let this be a lesson to you girls. Don't get into fights with other chicks when you know you got a wig or weave on. Your bald spots will be EXPOSED! These two scragalies brawl it out and both lose their head tops in some reggae jam.

All i gotta say about this video is "I feel sorry for yo madda" - (Chinese guy who got shot by O-Dogg in Menace II Society)

If you like that clip. You'll also love this classic clip too from Menace... lol

SNOWMAGGEDDON!!!!

LAWD A MERCY! HAVE YOU SEEN OUTSIDE???!!!

Every time I check outside the window to see what's the snow's sayin it looks more and more INTENSE! And the weather man is predicting another 15 cm by tommorrow!!!! WTF

Man I wish I was in the Dominican right now. It's times like these that make truly make you appreciate your home.

Today I played like 10 games of 2k9 wit da online mon dem, sipped some eggnog, watched a few episodes of Entourage, and of course made some sick beats. All while in the comfort of my home, in my long johns and white tee. (you gotta love rockin' long johns wit da shorts over top)

The bottom line is, outside sucks, so you gotta utilize what's inside your home, that's my motto.

I advise you spend some time wit your parents/siblings, chat to your wifey, listen to Maxwell, D'Angelo or Marvin, watch a movie, bun a ting in your garage, or take a DIESEL SLEEP!!!

Check you guys later.

Kidz In The Hall X BET The Deal

Kidz In The Hall on BET's new version of Rap City (*scratches head), "The Deal". (watever...).
Naledge goes fuckin' hard on this one and those pads Double O is bangin on look like something I need to copp!

"Y'all wack rappers only get 4 bars/Like a Kit Kat" - Naledge

http://www.myspace.com/burdandkeyz

WHO'S MORE DYME???

I gotta ask peeps. Ladies and gentlemen. Who do you guys think is more gorgeous? Nicole (Cant pronounce your last name) vs. Cassie.

Too close to call. But in these pics. I think I'm leaning on Nicole

Belly ft. Drake - Girl Let Me Be

Here's a new tune by Belly featuring Drake jumping on a track with another husky, un-lyrical, Canadian rapper. The vocoder on this shit is so unnecessary. Ugggggggghhh...Not even Drake could save this one. This track is pretty garbage. Check it out. Lemme know what y'all think.

Jamie Foxx Dissin' Terrence Howard

Jamie Foxx punks Terrence Howard cuz he punked his music and new album, Intuition. Foxx does a hilarious impersonation of Terrence Howard. OMG! Too much jokes. I almost forgot how jokes Jamie is.

If you wanna see how truly funny he is...please for the love of Burdy. WATCH THIS!

Exile - Flips "A Milli"

Exile "Milli" Video from Jonathan Kim on Vimeo.

I remember when I'd do shit like this when I had my MPC 1000. Until it got re'po'ed by THE MAN. (*sheds tear).

Anyhoo, he's sick but he ain't as quick as my niggy Don D. (Tone Mason). I need to get some footage of that shit.

Photography - by Afflicted Yard

Photos by: Afflicted Yard

Stumbled across these the other day. Thought some of the shots were really stunnin'. Check'em out.

JD Era - Good Morning

New music from Toronto's own, JD Era.

New JD Era - Good Morning

"I think Charles Hamilton is wack/and all that Sonic shit is gay/"Brooklyn Girls" was my shit/but all the rest is just ok"

All voices his opinion on Asher Roth....interesting

Controversy always gets the ball rolling. That's what I say....

KiD CuDi & Asher Roth

2 of the 10 XXL Freshmen to Watch in the 2009. Asher is starting to kinda grow on me. But his hand movements look semi-retarded. Lol.

Cudi is my niggy tho. (*sings Day & Night). Both these guys go in on this shit.

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes At Bush - Bush Gets The Boot

This shit is hilarious an Iraqi journalist throw's two shoes at George Dubya. This shit wouldn't happen to my man Obeezy. Get this wanksta President outta here man!

Luu Breeze - Charge It To The Game (Behind the Scenes)

Video coming soon.

Terry Lynn - The System

"The System":Terry Lynn (Directed by The Rickards Bros.) from firstjamaica on Vimeo.

Amazing cinematography & a BIG CHUNNNNNE!!!! (Lightah!)

Directed by: The Rickard Bros

Afflicted Yard

Afflicted Yard

Proverbs 24:10 from firstjamaica on Vimeo.

This is some video I stumbled across. Filmed in Waterhouse, Jamaica. It's an artistic video by Peter Dean Rickards who is an Editor of First Magazine and creator of The Afflicted Yard. I think the dance in this video is called the "Gully Creep". Think I saw some freshies at Inside bussin' this dance. lol

Check out his bio on himself....

"I'm a photographer and occasionally have been known to write. I'm based in Kingston, Jamaica and I am likely to stay there until I am surprised at my gate by gunmen who'll shoot me and steal my cellphone".

http://afflictedyard.com

? lol

Eminem x Air Jordan 2 (Video)

Never looked at Eminem as a trendsetter, or even a guy that dresses even remotely fresh. (Ex: Slim Shady Gear anyone???) Anyhoo, the good people at Jordan have collaborated with Eminem for a special edition remake of the holy boot the Jordan 2's. The shoe's don't look that bad. But it ain't fiyah. Watch the video and judge for yourself.

KANYE WEST ON SNL

Kanye West - Heartless / Pinocchio Story - SNL - 12/13/2008
Uploaded by 3030fm

Ye' on SNL. Performing "Heartless" and "Pinocchio Story". (Dope set design Ye').

Al Queda Jada ft Weezy - Death Wish

I've been bumpin' this tune for a minute. It's a certified HEAT ROCK. This is a better quality of the song. DOWNLOAD HERE!

Jada and Weezy go HARD on this like they fighting not to get out shined by each other. It pain's me to say it. But I think Weezy squeaks out with the W in this one. Not to say Jada got clobbered on da track, (cuz he didn't). However, I feel Weezy's verse was slightly more memorable. Song's still crazy. So far all the joints I've been hearing from Jada as of late have been sick. It's getting me amped for when his project drops.

B.o.B + Travis Barker In Studio Making Beats

B.o.B and Travis Barker collabin' in the lab, making beats. It's good to see Travis up and running after that accident.

For those of you that haven't heard of B.o.B. he's a new artist signed to T.I's Grande Hustle label is kind of an unorthodox southern rapper. By unorthodox, I mean he's sick and doesn't rely on the "typical" formula used by most southern rappers. He rap's, he sings, produces, and plays the guitar! I've caught myself taking in a lot of his new material. Me Likey. He's one of Burdy's Artist to Watch in the 09!

He was on the cover of XXL's Top 10 Freshmen for the 09.

Promise - Dope Boy Fresh

As always at Burd&Keyz.blogspot we like to smoke up on our homegrown (so to speak). Today's T.Dot tune come's from Toronto's own Promise.

This track is off his new mixtape, Kanye West presents...Promise vol. 3.

Check out his rendition of Jigga's dope boy fresh beat. HERE!

Dragon Ball Z - Movie Trailer

I remember back in the day when my homies would be scramblin' home after school. Literally scramblin'. Just so they could catch Dragonball Z on YTV.

I never understood the greatness of this show. I was more of a Rupert kinda guy (Shout out to Rupert!).

Anyhoo, looks like they're making a friggin' movie out of this piece a poo cartoon. And the trailer looks like a joke! It looks so low budget! If I do watch this movie it will be part of my 8 for $20 buck bootleg deal at my local Pacific Mall. Lol

I'm sure my Asian homays are rejoicing with the news of the movie coming out!

Fatso Rhymes - Arab Money (Remix Part 2)

Arab Money 2.0

DOWNLOAD: Busta Rhymes - Arab Money (Remix Part 2) (feat. Ron Browz, Splif Star, Rick Ross, N.O.R.E., Red Cafe & Reek Da Villian)

Producers Corner - Ron Browz aka "Ether Boy"

Unless you've been hiding under a rock the last couple of months it is impossible that you have not heard either of these bangers "Arab Money" or "Pop Champagne". The link between these two tracks is one man. Ron Browz.

Ron Browz has some certified bangers under his production belt producing tracks for Big L’s late 90s hit, “Ebonics,” Nas (”Ether”) to 50 Cent (”I’ll Whip Ya Head Boy”) with his rugged drum patterns and synthesized grit, the Harlem native was still relatively unknown.

Now the producer seems poised and ready for the limelight. Jumping on the Auto-Tune bandwagon Browz sings/raps (wateva you wanna call it) on "Pop Champagne" and the track began to catch a buzz in late August. However, when Mr. Capo Status Jim Jones and Juelz Santana jumped on da track. The track became a nationwide OFFICIAL BANGER!

You know what else I respect about Ron Browz right now? The man has 2 bangers out with him on the hooks for both of them! Genius. Do yo thang Browz!

Check out the excerpts from his interview with SCRATCH magazine @ XXL

His next scheduled release is called "Jumping Out the Window". It sounds kinda shitty in my opinion (sorry). Enjoy your 15 mins Ron.

20 Classic Hip Hop Covers in LEGO's

I remember as a young'n spending hourrrrrrs playin' with LEGOS. Hands down the best and most imaginative toy ever invented. If you didn't play with LEGOS as a kid. Something is wrong with YOUUUUUU!!!

I stumbled across this at FormatMag. For more classic remakes hit up their site.

Is It To Early To Be Thinkin' Bout The Spring Freshness? part 2

Nike Air Max Spring/Summer 2009 footwear collection.

I lovvvvvvvvve me some Air Max's

Is It To Early To Be Thinkin' Bout The Spring Freshness?

Nike teamed up with fashion designer Vinti Andrews on a series of windrunners. The designer reconstructed the classic Nike windrunner, using different kinds of colors and fabrics and added large 3M parts to it. The outcome is a series of unique pieces. On top of the windrunners, she also designed a matching Nike totebag. Dope.

Funny, I just picked me up one of these windrunners. Mind you it wasn't as funky as this but I dig the vibes Vinti Andrew's is on for this one. Nice collabo Nike

THE BLACK HOUSE

This reminds me of Chris Rock's Kill The Messenger joke on having a black first lady.

This Week in COURT CUTS

Like all hoop fans in Toronto, The Score is the best sport's channel or country has to offer. (In my opinion) But this is probably one of my favourite reason's for watching it. COURT CUTS!!!!!

The highlight of the week is easily this right here. (PS. The commentator is a bastard for the Sixers) LOL.

Colin Munroe - The Unsung Hero

I know I'm a little late with this one. But who cares. Many of you may recognize the name Colin Munroe from his breakout remake of Ye's Flashing Lights song last year. Well Toronto's own Colin Munroe has recently dropped a dope new mixtape called the Unsung Hero. Which features Drake, Wale, Black Milk, Joell Ortiz, Skyzoo andd Mickey Factz etc... Don't sleep on this one.

This one was premiered over at OnSmash. Download it here!

JOE BUDDENS WIFEY'S BATTY IS A PROBLEM!

Budden's is one of my favorite lyricists. But I know like you for another reason! YOUR G'S BUM IS FAKE! I'm hating. I'm officially hating. Watch the video below taken from JoeBudden TV and see what I'm talking about. LAWD!

Famous - Ain't No Use Video

New video from The Kid Famous!

Produced by The Narcotics

Jay-Z feat. MC Lyte - BK Anthem

Download it here.

ESPN - The 13 yr old Female Lebron!

I was watching some ESPN over the weekend when I stumbled across this check it out. This 13 yr old girl is being called the "Female Lebron" not cuz she's slammin' on mens (yet) but she's a 13 years old, basketball phenom named Jaime Nared of Beaverton, Oregon, who is over six feet tall, has the skills of a high school all-star and has already captured the attention of top division one basketball programs across the country. She is so dominant against other girls in her age group, her coach says “it's like playing Shaq against Junior High School boys,” so she doesn't play for her school’s 7th grade team. Instead, she plays for 'Team Concept' in a training league that preps kids that have potential to be elite players.

To keep Jaime challenged within her own age group, Jaime's coach placed her on a boys’ team. It seemed to be a perfect fit until this past spring when mid-season controversy began and Jaime was kicked off her team. Her story made headlines nationwide, sparked social commentary and resulted in surprising consequences.

This chick is so greezy she recently just starred in a Nike commercial with Lebron James. CHECK IT OUT HERE!. (And for some strange reason, Weezy's in the commercial too... wtf?")

Personally I think I can take her. Show her my signature "Markham Shuffle" (boost). lol

Post Game @ The Jerk Spot

As the video began to wind down, Trice and I couldn't stand being outside anymore and we boogeyed down the block to the closet and warmest looking restaurant on the block. We set up inside this place called The Jerk Spot near Bloor and Dufferin ate a 1,2 beef patty and stayed there until we defrosted. Gotta love Canada.

Behind The Scenes @ Charge It To The Game Video

I think Breezy set a record for coldest weather EVER! at a filming of his 2nd single Charge It To the Game. The track is a definite heat rock and is getting heavy play on Flow 93.5. Look out for the video to drop in January some time.

Never the less, ya boy Burd was on set to show his support as filming continues today for the Burd&Keyz produced portion of the video for the soon to be HIT SINGLE - Stick Up For Love pt. 2. If you haven't heard the tune yet, check it out here.